"I assume she slept with her, Bean was with me ALL night for once." "Why do I always miss patches every time I shave my legs?" "I agree and spending all their money on goat porn and cavorting with goats. maybe if we put horns on Selz making her look like a goat then the bunny will go after her." "NI and herrings should do the trick, but if it doesn't we'll catapult a cow at her." "I'll fight! Just no sticky substances!" "I dont need a syringe for my pumped up smut-ergy. I have the Penetrator for that." "Aeryn...I am blonde, so it was me!!!!! Now I know why I was getting all hot and bothered and walking funny! Lips are swollen too!" "Your parties invite badness like it was drink..." "My halo ROCKS! Don't be hatin'." "Do the dance of celebration!!!" "OTTS LIKES TO DRESS LIKE JOAN CRAWFORD AND DANCE THE LAMBADA! " "I wonder how much I can get for 2 kidneys and a liver... hmm... I'm sure some crazy alcoholic would LOVE your liver. " "You have not yet tasted my two finger vengance. I think it's best that you keep it that way." "You're so full of shit." "So what exactly do you do with a 'honey tail'?" "Holy Shite!!! He's in his underwear!!!!!! He stripped and is now in his boxer/briefs!!!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!" "I Know that damn Bunny isn't heading this way. I would hate to have to kick his ass." "Who wants my broadsword?"